"They’re like, 12"

- The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via gnarly)
TRACK NAME: My anaconda don't want none unless it's not Flat Zone
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ARTIST: Super Smash Bros. Melee feat. Nicki Minaj

matrixmariox:

A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.

You know what happens next.

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
cute barista: alright you're all set, have a good day!
me:
cute barista:
me: so what are we?

I really don’t have words anymore for this man just please stop him 

glasssoul:

friends who like and play the same games as you but on a different platform

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TRACK NAME: Bedroom Hymns
ALBUM TITLE: Ceremonials
ARTIST: Florence and The Machine

BEDROOM HYMNS // florence & the machine

This is as good a place to fall as any
We’ll build our alter here
Make me your Maria
I’m already on my knees

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enchantriella:

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rachotamer:

I tried to play the Gravity Falls theme on my kazoo and it is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

this is the bEST OMFG IM SO PISS

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